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U OF MILO SPACE CADETS APPLICATION FORM
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* Name:	Rank:
* Email address:	Cereal No. & Brand:
Earth Residence:	* Student ID#:
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Your space dog or monkey's name (Everyone must have an animal of some sort to take their place for the first mission.)
1. Please check which of the following areas you have experience in: I have…… Ridden in the 25 cent space simulator at the local shopping mall Eaten space cereal Read a Buck Rogers comic book Eaten dehydrated food Been without oxygen for more than 4 days Built a spaceship out of Lego Experienced weightless conditions Worn silver boots Seen the man on the moon Eaten a Mars bar Visited another planet besides earth Survived on green cheese for a week Traveled faster then the speed of light Been beamed up Met Bill Shatner and/or Leonard Nimoy Stayed overnight in the town of Vulcan
Please elaborate on any of these or other experiences you have that you think might help you be accepted in the U of Milo Space Program
2. Why are you enrolling in the U of Milo Academy of space cadets? a) Because I can't get a job and thought it might improve my chances of becoming a potato picker or a janitor. b) I was once captured by Beings from another planet and taken on a space journey, I enjoyed it a lot and would like to search them out and return the favor. c) Everybody has always told me I was spaced out so I feel I am suited for this program. d) I love Mars bars and would like to visit the factory. e) I always wanted to meet Flash Gordon & the Jetson's space dog. f) Other:
3. How long can you survive without oxygen?
4. Without referring to the Scarsdale diet or Weight Watchers, can you give us some idea how to experience weightlessness?
5. How many people in a space shuttle is too many?
6. Can you name more than one constellation?
If so, please list some
7. If you were piloting the U of Milo Space Shuttle and you suddenly found yourself in a meteor shower, what would you do?
8. What are the most deadly gasses found in the atmosphere vicinity of Uranus?
9. What is an Asteroid belt?
10. What happens if you go beyond a black hole?
11. List what planets you want to visit, and why?
12. Have you had any immunization for space disease? Yes No If yes, please list which ones.
13. If you came across unfriendly beings while traveling beyond your protected quadrant, and one of them disintegrated your traveling companions with a laser while your group was greeting them, how would you handle this pressure situation?
14. If you met a cute E.T. of the opposite sex and thought you were falling in love with him/her/it how would you handle the pressures of a society that were prejudice and opposed to intergalactic relationships?
15. Does eating out a toothpaste tube gross you out? Yes No If yes, can you suggest an alternative?
16. Do you get shuttle sick on re-entry when the temperature exceeds 150 degrees Fahrenheit, and you are traveling faster than 3,000 mph? Yes No
17. Can you eat and defecate while standing on your head or lying down? Yes No Please explain
18. Please choose at least 3 of the following list of terms and explain what they mean to you in reference to space travel and of what importance they are to a successful mission. Abort 10-4 Set phasers on stun Over and Out Melt down Roger dodger Manual override Flush twice and take out the trash before re-entry There's not anything we can do now, it's all up to you Please include your answers below