So you have decided to embark on a career of Politics, are you nuts or what ? " Most institutions recommend starting with a Law Degree if you want to be a politician. This is not so that you will know how to uphold the law, and maintain it's integrity for maximum service to the people you represent. It is so that you will know exactly how far you can stretch and bend the law for your own maximum personal benefit.

At U of Milo, we realize that the most important thing in politics is to be able to B.S. like a master. Therefore before you can complete your Political Science Degree your must first complete your B.S. Degree ! After you have your B.S. Degree, you will then be able to move on to your M.S.C. ( More of the Same Crap ) and your P.H.D. ( Piled Higher and Deeper ) and each of those Degrees will take you one step closer to being a world Class Politician ( Can Class & Politician be used in the same sentence ? ). Please do not be discouraged by this, each step is very important to your success. And remember at U of Milo you can have as many friends help you with the lessons as you want. And you don't have to read any of the lessons to complete the quizzes. You can just do the quizzes and send them off then read the funny stuff later if you want. After all, it's all a bunch if B.S. !

Once you have completed your B.S. Degree, and decide that you do want to specialize in politics, we do have some very important political topics to educate you on in the area of Politics.

Here are some samples of what you will cover in the U of Milo Political Science Program.

• ETHICS, this is an area of much difficulty for any natural politicians. We expect that most U of Milo students will have to concentrate in this area more than any other. Our Course is designed to lower your ethical standards so that you can match the self serving designs of any political opponent. Even a President or Prime Minister ! Now someone who already has political experience will likely breeze through this Lesson.
• ACCOUNTABILITY, is a Lesson designed to teach you how to take credit for good ideas that other people have thought up ( for you, other people are always there to give you good ideas ). And to blame other people for the not-so-good ideas or actions that you did yourself.
• SPEECH & DIALOGUE writing. We will teach you some very important words and phrases. You will learn how to say things like "I did not inhale" or "A proof is a proof" and "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" as well as "My boat company only got $137,000 in government grants" . These are just a few of the very powerful phrases you will learn to say and keep a straight face while you are saying them.
• CAMPAIGN PROMISES In this lesson we will teach you how to figure out what it is the voters really want and then promise it to them. However, this is where many politicians have failed in the past. They can make the promises very easily and often when they are campaigning, but then they just brush them off after they are elected and don't worry about breaking the promises. At U of Milo we think this is a very important area, so we plan to teach you advanced campaigning. We will show you how to promise, then break the promise in a way that convinces the people it was best for them. This is very important for future campaigns.
• ELECTIONS ( Or in the Orient ERECTIONS ) Both are very important, especially on a day where the nation is participating in a national one. Although these 2 words are pronounced differently and can be interpreted differently, they can also be confused and often refer to the same result. For example it is often the people who are the most hard-up that end up feeling like they were screwed.
• LAW MAKING & CHANGING This lesson will do in depth into teaching you and your friends how to change the rules to suit your own personal desires and future wants. We will teach you lot's of big meaningless words that will confuse people and make them think they are hearing you tell them you have done something good for them, when it is actually them who has done something nice for you.
• FINANCE Because it's really all about who has the money, and who gets to spend it on the things they want to buy, it is crucial to take this lesson. We will teach you things like Palm Greasing, Tax Sheltering for family & friends, Re-allocating funds, Mega-deficit spending, and the most fun one of all Taxation Camouflage.

So there's a bit of a sampler of our Political science Degree, all you have to do now is click on the link to the B.S. application form and you will be well on your way to a career in politics.