22 December 2011
IMPORTANT UPDATE!! TO PREVIOUS REPORT OF SANTA’S CRASH Today, a Star’s Rescue Helicopter (North Pole Division) arrived at the previously reported Santa crash. According to an unidentified source at the North Pole, the rescue was delayed when they had to divert to Ottawa to pick up the Minister of Defense, Peter MacKay, as he wanted to [...]
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09 November 2011
University of Milo offers unique degrees Our friends over at the Vulcan Advocate have posted a great article on the U of Milo. Go check it out! Universities offer degrees in subjects like physics, history and English, but only one post-secondary institution doles out an actual degree in b.s. The tongue-in-cheek [...]
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09 November 2011
The most unique gift ever! Buy a scholarship for that special someone who you just can’t decide what they need. Or you could send your pet, your friend, your neighbour the gift of education. Who couldn’t use a U of Milo diploma? With our gift card, you can give the gift of laughter and education that comes [...]
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04 November 2011
Editor Stephen Tipper Universities offer degrees in subjects like physics, history and English, but only one post-secondary institution doles out an actual degree in b.s.
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06 October 2011
Thanks to the fast work of the U of Milo paranormal research team, we have found ghosts in Milo. The MNN news team is currently filming a documentary on Real Ghosts of Milo. We are very excited about this discovery and expect to release our first documentary in the next few days. Stay tuned…….
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04 October 2011
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03 October 2011
Milo area Duck Hunter Travis D encountered problems recently when approaching the water in his Big Red Duck blind! He was quoted as saying, “I knew I was in trouble when the dripping wet ducks were flying up in front of me and I was still in High gear moving towards them.” This is one [...]
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03 October 2011
Last night in the first game of the 2011-12 U of Milo Hockey season, the U of Milo team enjoyed a decisive 4 – 0 victory over U of Fairbanks, Alaska. However the F U coaches immediately filed a formal protest with the league commissioner, as they felt it was unfair that U of Milo had Super Heros [...]
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03 October 2011
Saturday night a body was discovered on main street in Milo Alberta. The community was in shock as the local authorities try to determine if foul play was involved. The only skid marks found at the scene were on the undergarments of the victim. The victim is described as 7″ tall, light brown hair and [...]
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