So you think you have what it takes, to teach B.S or Superheroism at a prestigious institution of higher learning ?

But they wouldn't accept you so now you are trying to be U of Milo staff ?

Well isn't that nice ? It just might be possible, but before we just hand over the keys to the executive washroom and give you a faculty parking stall at our campus, you need to prove to us that you deserve such a title. There are a couple ways to do that.

1. Bribe us. (Blackmail won't work, there's not much that could embarrass or shame us)

2. Tell us why we should take you and what you have to offer.  (You are going to have to make us laugh)

3. Be a really good student, and your submissions will get our attention

4. Bribe us