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At U of Milo school of Medicine, you will learn all sorts of handy medical stuff. Things like practical casts for broken bones, billing for your services, fun ways to anaesthetize yourself, home made cures, big words for “ I haven’t the slightest clue”, how to refer a specialist and make more money, how to lower your handicap ( we are talking golf ), how to interview nurses and much more.

Also at U of Milo school of medicine we will not use big words that the average wanna-be home Dr can’t understand. We want you to be successful, and if we use big words that’s just condescending klondisentin  conde….. not nice  We are hoping you will graduate and be successful and recommend your services to yourself time and time again. So we will use little words that everyone can understand, and save the big medical terms for the TV doctors and nurses, they are the ones that are trying to appear to be legitimate.

Before you embark on your exciting new education, you need to enroll ( pay your registration ) and answer our entrance exam. Don’t worry, it’s easy and we won’t reject you unless you ask us to.

That’s correct a medical degree so you can practice medicine in the comfort of your own home on yourself !

DISCLAIMER

People, we are joking, this is in no way a legitimate medical degree nor a license to be a doctor. It is a JOKE. But seriously you can be a doctor on yourself, and we will show you how. ( We use the word seriously in jest…. You should know that by now ). More disclaimer: U of Milo and our staff are in no way responsible for anything you do to yourself by our suggestion. So any malpractice suit will not include U of Milo in any way. Besides if you are practicing medicine in your home on yourself that means the malpractice suit would be against yourself. And that is ok, rather ambitious, but should you decide to sue yourself, we would like to suggest that you enroll in the U of Milo faculty of Law. It will save you time and money and is likely a better calling for you if you are so inclined.