At present the University medical Staff are all working in the Space Academy. It's a very exciting time as we are preparing to launch our shuttle. Our Doctors are take the crew through rigorous testing, physically, mentally and morally ( Yes morally, you can never be too prepared to deal with social situations that could arise while partying in some bar on another planet with cultures way different than what we have read about on earth. ) After all you didn't think that "Women are from Venus & Men are from Mars" was just talking about Earth relationships, Did you?
Please check back soon, and we should be ready to take on students that want to earn a Medical degree for practicing Medicine on yourself in the comfort of your own home.
Our Medical course is very intense and includes all the basic knowledge needed to get started in your own home practice.
As usual, we will start with a few pages of theory that the U of Milo Medical Staff has spent countless hours preparing and researching for you. Then from there you will be allowed to scrub up and go to it. We firmly believe in hands-on training at U of Milo.
DISEASES You will get to dig out the bacteria, put a few rats in cages and do some experimenting with diseases. Feel free to catch and cure as many diseases as you feel up to, as it is all in the name of a great cause. The betterment of our medical knowledge. At U of Milo we firmly believe in sharing our knowledge, therefore we will expect that you will share your results with your fellow students, as we will share our discoveries with all of you.
LIMBROKENITE REPAIRASIS We will guide you through the basics of mending broken bones. This is very simple and easy to do and you can do it with stuff you have around the house ! You will need very little equipment in order to become reasonably successful. This chapter will be entitled " Basic Body Work ". However, before you go too far, although it is never manditory that you read the lessons before you start, we do strongly recommend it before you start. After all, it could be a rather difficult situation if you were to put yourself in to a Coma or something before your read how to get back out, now wouldn't it ? In the repairing of bones, we suggest that you start with something simple like a finger, toe, arm or leg and work your way up to more complicated fractures.
Some of our OTHER EXITING CHAPTERS in your Medical Lessons will include, Excessive Bleeding, Fun with Facelifts, Got No Job ? Try a Nose Job !,Scalpel Skills & Games, 101 ways to induce vomiting ( this chapter is considered quite natural for most University students ), Tongue Depressors & Cheerer Uppers and Self Diagnosis with Home Brewed Treatments!
When you enroll, you can buy a T-Shirt that proves you are an official U of Milo medical student. When you complete your Medical Degree, we will send you a real Spiffy medical Diploma to hang on your wall so that all your friends will have to call you Dr. How cool is that?
So Please come back soon and embark on your own adventure in Medicine.! In the meantime why not try one of our other exciting Courses.
