Our General Studies Degree, is one that has no specific initials in front of it like B.S. or M.S.C. ( More of the same Crap ) or Ph.D. ( Piled higher & Deeper ). In our General Studies course you still earn that highly coveted U of Milo Diploma, but you get to study a variety of interesting topics. Things like "Jim B Handyman's home fix it guide & amazing uses for Velcro", "How to date & gain morning respect", "Camping ( How not to go wrong in the bushes )." "Computer basics even if you don't have one" and much more valuable knowledge.
The U of Milo General Studies are designed to help you fill in all the necessary crap that you missed in school. For example; The day your Biology teacher never wore a Bra, and your Physics teacher lectured for 20 minutes in front of he class with his fly open & his hands in his pockets. U of M teaches you the very important basics in the most straight forward or ass backwards ( depending on which direction you are looking at it from ) method. This way you don't have to spend very much of your valuable time with upgrading and can get on with earning that much sought after U f Milo Degree.
Your entrance application ask you to will spend a brief amount of time studying each of the following areas; Math, Chemistry, Physics, Biology, Social Studies, English, Art, Shop, Home Economics, Computers, and noon hour. We also stress that you spend time on 5 minute breaks & school social activities.
WARNING If any of the following questions seem obscene or perverted to you, it is only your mind ( shame on you ! ). All U of M questions are innocently written, and how you interpret them is your own problem.
Before starting, let it be mandatory that you take a 5 minute break after each question, have lunch after every subject, and feel free to socialize with your fellow students whenever you please. Also you may have as many people help you with this as you want. The important thing here is that you get through this garbage quickly and painlessly so that you can get on with our ridiculous lessons on topics covering everything from Handling Stress to preparing leftover foods in toothpaste tubes ( That's a really important should you some day decide to go into our Space Training Program ).
When you finish your upgrading send ( mail or e-mail ) it to us and we will quickly mark it and return it to you along with your next first lesson.
If you do not have enough room in the space provided to answer the questions feel free to write on something else & staple it to your lesson ( something easily detachable, no arms or legs please ) If you actually want us to read your responses, and you wrote on something other than paper, scan it & e-mail it, or the Postal Workers may destroy your work before it gets to us.
