At U of Milo we recognize that people are individuals. One size does not fit all. That is why we offer a variety of programs so you can discover the one that suits you best:
Did you ever have the desire to travel so fast that you had 10,000 lbs. Of pressure per square inch of the skin on your face, and your forward momentum would be so great that it would make it absolutely impossible to puke, even if you wanted to?!
You can enroll yourself, your friend, your pet, that stranger that could use a post secondary education or maybe a relative that you just can't decide what to get them for Christmas.
So you have decided to embark on a career of Politics, are you nuts or what? Most institutions recommend starting with a Law Degree if you want to be a politician. This is not so that you will know how to uphold the law, and maintain it's integrity for maximum service to the people you represent. It is so that you will know exactly how far you can stretch and bend the law for your own maximum personal benefit.
Our General Studies Degree, is one that has no specific initials in front of it like B.S. or M.S.C. (More of the same Crap) or Ph.D. (Piled higher & Deeper). In our General Studies course you still earn that highly coveted U of Milo Diploma, but you get to study a variety of interesting topics.
Super Hero Institute of Training
Many of us have watched the comic superheroes and TV and Movie superheroes and dreamt of being able to leap tall buildings, fly around in a cape and tights and fight crime.
Now is your chance to learn how you can become a Super Hero or Sidekick. We will help you identify your best super power, get you a cool crime fighting name and help you design your Disguise. And that's just a few of the important things you will learn on your way to being a Super Hero by studying in our S.H.I.T. (Superheros Institute of Training).
At U of Milo school of Medicine, you will learn all sorts of handy medical stuff. Things like practical casts for broken bones, billing for your services, fun ways to anaesthetize yourself, home made cures, big words for “ I haven’t the slightest clue”, how to refer a specialist and make more money, how to lower your handicap ( we are talking golf ), how to interview nurses and much more.
