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Which Degrees do you wish to obtain from U of Milo?
Choose one of the following :
B.S. :
Space Academy:
Medical:
Psychiatry, (Head Games 101)
Computers:
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Other/Self Determined:
(You tell us what you desire To have a university degree in
& we will consider creating a program in that area)
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Why do you wish to obtain your B.S. Degree from U of Milo?:
What area do you wish to specialize in?
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Four:
Seven:
A:
B:
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The Bathroom:
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U of Milo B.S. Entrance Exam
1. If you've got 14 and he doesn't but somebody gives him 5 more and you let 2 go, then ……
a. Who has the most?
b. How many do you both have together?
c. What do you have?
2. Where does acid rain come from?
3. How many tries did it take Christopher Columbus to get his boat drivers license?
4. How many degrees internal climatic combustion does it take to explode the average Argentinian Blue Spotted Domestic Quail?
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